[1] “Mom…I had the BEST dream last night!!! I checked and had tiny specs of armpit hair.”
[2] (Said to Rachel & Stephen regarding their fashion sense, or more likely, lack thereof) “Y’all have NO vanity! Me? I’m a peacock.”
[3] (To his teachers the first week of school…:/) “I don’t know why “she” stalks me. Wait, have you seen this face?” (This one had motions with it–running his fingers through the front of his hair, brushing it back. The teachers are doing him no favors–they asked him to repeat it for others. This just spurs his imagination for the next way to get a laugh.).
Ai yi yi…to tame this tiger (**sigh**). I don’t think this is a case of insecurities masking themselves as bravado or strictly the middle child vying for attention…this kid is truly a legend.in.his.own.mind. Oh, to harness that enthusiasm and zeal for life into something PRODUCTIVE and other-minded; to do so, would serve him (and in the meantime, US) well.
Simply perfect. I couldn’t have said it better myself. I mean, look at this mouth! :o)
I love the stuff that comes outta kids mouths. I am glad you are keeping track of this stuff, someday you will want to remember how cute he was. lol
ok that is one funny boy!
holy guacamole….. whaddrya gonna do with that kid!!!!!
(he maybe should be in the movies)
Sounds like there is never a dull moment 🙂
Great day – this kid’s a RIOT! (Don’t let him read this – I wouldn’t want to “feed the animal”.)
You’re going to be so glad you wrote these down!
Thanks for the laugh!
You scare me, Robin – I am now picturing my 2yr old a few years older (but heaven help us she’s a girl!)
Fortunately, my son is too shy to bring that much attention to himself!
and yes – I am giggling.
Oh my! (she says in her best Scarlett O’Hara voice) Ah do thank Ah’m in love!
LOL
Amanda…loveloveLOVE the face you made (it’s about par for my household)!
Pamela, Malissa, Debs & Susan, yes, ma’ams…NEVAH a dull moment when he’s around (although those undull moments are sometimes just plain PAINFUL). I agree, drama will be a GREAT outlet, you should see his “Napoleon Dynomite” vignettes.
Thanks for laughing, Karmyn…paybacks, girlfriend, paybacks (muaaaaaa–Just you wait!).
Ok, Scarlett, he’s too young for you….plus, we don’t allow polygamy 😉
Hmmm, my word verification is cxitffer: “See exit offer”
*snort*
armpit hair
hahah
This son of yours is a leader-in-the-making! I pray he’s the right kind of leader. Is Dad an upfront kind of guy? He might be helpful in directing all of Thomas’ “enthusiasm!”