Overheard, during the drive home after school today:

“Mom, guess what I did? I stuck my hand up a chicken’s butt! No one else would do it [hmmm, me thinks wise classmates]. It felt GROSS inside! I cracked a wing, too.”

1) Who said it?
2) What subject was it in?
3) And WHAT in the heck are they doing???

Hint: This is just one step of a 45-day process.

And, yes, the chicken was DEAD (it came from the GROCERY STORE, not some kind of poultry morgue or something!).

The first person to get all three answers wins a prize. I promise, it won’t be that chicken.

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