…I think it was payback for my never-ending series on rodents. He didn’t care for it, I think it had something to do with his
disinterest inability to hunt and kill the beasts that were CLEARLY terrorizing me.
The last time one invaded, I had had it…HAD IT! I tore my kitchen apart, because obviously, they had found a way in we had not yet discovered.
While I was COMPLETELY VULNERABLE and unable to hear anything, Tad FINALLY jumped into action.
Except it wasn’t to rescue me, his delicate damsel in distress. Noooooo, he knows that’s not exactly an accurate description–I am not delicate, a damsel or (for the most part) distressed, his action was complete and total MOCKATURE! (Yes, Erin, that’s an official word now…I’ve used it twice, you completely understand it, that’s good enough for me–call Websters!) While I was twisted and contorted under my kitchen cabinet earning a legitimate visit to my local
witch doctor chiropractor, he was pretending to be my personal paparazzi.
He tried to tell me he knew I’d want this for my blog:
I might show my behind–verbally speaking–when I write, but do I really wanna show it LITERALLY??!
Apparently, yes. And just as apparent, I have NO pride or vanity, just in case that was ever in question.
If he wasn’t laughing and deriding me while he took this picture, it would’ve been much more in focus. And I can assure you, it WOULD have NEVERNEVERNEVER made it to the Pensieve (hmmm, which kinda sorta contradicts that whole "no pride or vanity" thing).
Man, I love my husband.
** While I didn’t find an entry point UNDER the cabinets, we did discover a HUGE one behind our microwave, ABOVE our cabinets–just up and to the left of this picture. Maybe that’s the end of the line……:/.
Oh! There you are! I didn’t see you at first….I was too busy checkin’ out your coffee pot.
This is a classic case of mockature. It’s also the funniest post I’ve read all day!!!!
Haha, I like the name of the photograph 😀
It’s been a very GOOD coffee pot, too, Susan. Thermal carafe, which is MUCH better than heated glass that cooks the coffee!
James, and I LIKE it when Tad takes advantage…;)…or maybe it’s ME doin’ the takin’…I’m just saying…it goes all kinds of ways.
Ok, this is in no way intended as mockature, but you look as though you are your own purging machine here- purging the house of those furry little poopers.
And I’m wondering who it was that went to the effort of uploading this “embarassing” photo to your blog? << And that WAS mockature!;)
I was thinking he might have been laughing, because it was so blurry! Sounds like something my hubs would do too. Men 😀
Erin, I wish I coulda gotten rid of ’em as fast as that wicked virus flew through our house!
MaryMert, yep, laughing AT me and my vulnerable state, definitely not WITH me.
My Hubby takes great pleasure in taking hideous photos of me, it gives him great mirth, shame he’s not able to take a decent one of me as well!
Look on the bright side – no builders bottom!
Everytime my husband points the camera at me he knows he is in trouble!! lol
I like it blurred…it gives that sense that you’re tearing everything apart!! hehe…and good for you for saying no to crack!!
reminds me of the refridgerator repairman…
butt…. no uh… tool belt
that was a total lie. You look like a MILF … is that what Karmyn said???
No man can resist taking a picture of a woman’s behind!! Nice software!!
I was waiting on some wise cracks ;)…y’all haven’t disappointed.
Beccy, I am so thrilled to have a reader who knows how to use the word “mirth” properly. I MUST introduce it regularly into my vocabulary!
Tonya, Once I realized what he was doing, I hated his guts (while I was laughing at him for knowing me so well).
Claudia, Usually I’Wm ticked when pictures turn out blurred…not this time (hehe). Before I climbed into the cabinets, I hoisted my pants up to under my chin (well, as far as they’d go)…major crack action would put my kids in therapy for a long, long time. Lowrise on Mom (where they’re concerned) is just so wrong. Tad’s another story;).
Pamela, r i g h t to the first thing you said. I cannot believe YOU said the second! Crazy aboutcha on both accounts :).
Why, Erik, you very nice man, you! 😉
HA!!!! Looks like a dream sequence.
And I know all about rodents…
There’s a girl in my class that wears these low slung jeans, which look totally adorable until she has to get something out of her camera bag–she crouches and bam! major crackage!! I don’t know if she even wears undies cuz those never show!! and I have no idea how to tell her…one day I’ll just blurt it probably…
I love that you LOVE your hubby so much. This entry totally made me smile.
Thanks so much for stopping by and all of our comments.
Have a GREAT weekend!
Hey Robin, I’ll be checking your vocabulary then!
Kelly, I can assure you, Tad was NOT getting artsy, lol. And I am soooo sorry you know about that of which I speak :/.
Claudia, if she’s going commando, she TOTALLY knows her buttcleavage is “out there”. I’d still blurt if I were you, just for the sport of it :).
Christie, yeah, there were a few, huh? It doesn’t take reading you long to know “who” you love :).
Eeeeegads, Beccy! I’ll try not to disappoint!! :O
Great builders bottom.
Okay, I’m dying over here that you said “wise cracks.”
Well, I uh….like your kitchen cabinets.