CLICK HERE for my original Fun Monday "spy" post; it has some stinkin’ ADORABLE spylicious photos, they’re all I had this morning.
But…BUT (and might I say that the operative word here is "but(t)"), today on a whim, I took the kids to ride a train on "America’s Most Amazing Mile", Lookout Mountain’s Incline Railway. More soon on our visit to this kitschy blast from the past, but for now, I had to share this with you:
I INSTANTLY thought of today’s Fun Monday "assignment": post "Your best spy camera photo and story about the photo." THIS is DEFINITELY IT!! It was obscene… please, PLEASE forgive me for what I’m about to show you. The thing is, EVERYONE on the train could see this…"it" was just "out there". I was mortified that my boys, sitting directly across from this couple, were treated to this. They couldn’t help but notice, and because I was sitting directly behind them, I watched their expressions…one part horror, another part "does she know that’s showing?", and another part of suppressed little boy giggles.
And me…you should’ve seen me trying to subtly snap this shot. I was looking out the window to my right, talking to Rachel, but the camera was trained on the "action".
In the above photo, the man’s hand was in the way. Me, in total spy mode, kept snapping. My effort was rewarded. The result rivals anything a squatting plumber could dish up…and it leaves me begging the question, "Just WHEN did it become socially acceptable for "cracks" to be openly displayed?"
I’m loading the picture small…if you choose to super-size it, do so at your own risk!
According to my wife, those low rider pants are in style. However, something tells me that this dear gal isn’t wearing low waisted pants nor trying to be fashionable. Welcome to East Tennessee!
That’s AWESOME!
LMAO!
I hear that attracts ticks and chiggers?
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You have definitely won the BEST SPY PICTURE!!! hee hee. At least there wasn’t something else in that crack, know what I mean?
Ahh! My eyes! My EYES!
Ouch!
Yeah, it’s been said before, but…
Just say NO to crack!!
Oh, I am so loving your discretion. We get the idea without having to get the eye-full. Thank you!
(sigh) I know, I know, I should have pulled my pants up, but did you have to take a picture of me? Yeesh.
Chas, can’t you see T’s & S’s expressions?? R was just disgusted…she said, “No, Mom…PLEASE don’t blog that…!” God love her!
TLG, it was the most grave crack offense I’ve ever borne witness to…!
Oh, my, Pamela, I was trying NOT to look! For all I know, it was chock full… (bleeech!).
Karmyn, see my comment to Pamela. Again…YEEEECH!
Kurt, I warned you not to super-size! Next time, you’ll listen ;).
Beccy, lol…
Stephanie, my thoughts exactly!
Carol, I’m trying to erase the image from my eye-banks NOW!
Nikki, gigglin’ out loud…did you hear me? 😀
Whoa…but they say a dry crack is a happy crack.
In the spackling business.
Maybe she needs some spackling?
GREAT photo.
Ahhhhh you do make a Sisters heart proud! =)
That’s quite a spy photo! I think you win!
Oh man. That is so wrong. I’ve seen similarly bad moments happening at the food court in the mall. I actually posted on my blog about this back in August. You might *crack* a smile when you read it: http://writer-mom.blogspot.com/2006/08/things-have-changed-by-cracky.html
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Low rise pants are NOT everyone’s friend, are they? I have seen this same image MORE times that I can count. You would think she would feel the breeze…of course, she may be experiencing numbness from lack of circulation :/
Oh – this is the BEST. Way to go girl, in gettin the picture……….
Horror, of horrors though; what if she was a reader of this blog…..????
Now I am laughing!!!!!!!
TOO STINKIN FUNNY ROBIN!!!
Tiggerlane, I swear I’ve heard of crack spackle..I have no idea what that is, but I’ve heard of it…:O)
Vicki, that’s high praise comin’ from the spy-likes of you :).
Kila, I was sly like a fox (not!), but it was fun(ny) trying to pretend to be a spy.
Nan, ha!ha! I’ll check it out (sounds familiarly funny).
Susan, Hmmmm, I hadn’t thought about that…it WAS a warm day yesterday; the rail cars are NOT air conditioned…maybe she needed to cool down (I’m gagging, thank you very much) :).
Kristy, which gives me cause to wonder, if she WAS a reader of Robin’s Pensieve, and she was bold enough to let it all hang out the way she did, would she be proud or embarrassed to have it posted on the www?
lol, i would have been embarrassed for her. i guess no one would have tapped her on the shoulder and said “did you want to show off your derrière to everyone on the tram?” 😉
WOW! Butt cleavage! Great shot 😀 That reminds me, I need to call the plumber.
Hadi ha – love this! It brought back a funny memory, which I posted about on my site.
Elena Jane, I was, too, but I think, more incredulous. I mean, HOW COULD YOU NOT FEEL IT??? And if you could feel it, how could you NOT CARE?? I wish I had the moxie to ask anyone when I see this “Excuse me, hon, your crack is showing.”
MaryMert, yep, like there’s no tomorrow! I could’ve gone all day (my whole life) without that little treat :/.
T.O.B., FUNNY story! Much better than my little spy spoof here (y’all follow the link, you’ll giggle out loud 🙂 ).
LOL I hate to say I’ve seen this and worse but never had a camera with me (if I had, not sure I would have been able take a discreet picture like this). Very good.