The pessimists at Uncaringbear are hosting this week’s Fun Monday. I don’t care what their tagline says, they don’t sound like they really see a half-empty glass…. I signed up BEFORE I knew what their theme was, and after I found out, I "threw up a little in my mouth" (inside joke to Nikki and Min, but they’ve probably already forgotten). See for yourself:
Share with us a little white lie that
you may, or may not, have gotten away with. Perhaps it’s something more
sinister than a little white lie – maybe even a deep dark secret that
you’ve kept buried for years! All the better! Now’s your chance to get
it off your chest and confess: "Yes, I did eat that last slice of
cheese cake", "No, I wasn’t washing my hair that Saturday", "Those
pants do make you look fat"!
Great…just G.R.E.A.T.!
Well, I guess I gotta come clean. Seems the "honesty police" in me is compelled to fess up to my little blogging community…my true, blue bluddies (blog+buddies).
You know that little "Top Ten" I wrote recently to celebrate the (ahem) smallish woman (emphasis on "little" AND "smallish" here, as if the italics didn’t already do that)? Heck, it was even a public service announcement to remind women to JUST.DO.IT.!
Weee-lll…you also know all those pictures I’ve posted of "myself" (like here or more recently, here) which kinda demonstrate the truth of that?
I was lying. I’ve paid some lady on the street for months to come in and be my "double"…I’ve even borrowed her family at times. If you wanna see what I REALLY look like–and I’m warning you in advance…it might scorch your retinas–click here.
You’ve been warned.
(Don’t forget to visit all the other liars like me at Uncaringbear!)
God. I was warned, and yet my eyes are still burning.
HOW Is that possible? And WHY???
Robin, please be careful…those things look like they’re ready to blow any minute!! LOL
I have a pin ready…they look like they want to pop! Brilliant.
I’m somewhere in the middle but would go smaller anytime! Who needs em I say. Especially after seeing those flotation devices. My back aches FOR her.
Hey I like what you done with your place.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Just like the spanish inquisition, I wasn’t expecting that.
By the way it is Uncaringbear himself who is the pessimist. It started as his blog. Now he shares it with me. That’s why I am theotherbear. Because I am not the uncaring one.
Very funny Robin, you have succeeded in making this Fun Monday especially fun. I hope that you get lots of rest. You must get very tired lugging those around. Take care.
Hahahaha. I needed that laugh. Thanks!
I think THAT was a little blown out of proportion. hee hee
brilliant! so whats it like when you go swimming LOL
I just GOTTA say it: Oh GAWD!!
That was the best “Fun Monday” post I’ve read so far. Too danged funny.
Mine’s posted too, but there’s fair warning added…so don’t be alarmed.
WT, Thanks.
TOB, Well, then, I’m glad to know that’s only half the story :).
Karmyn, hehe, you made me lol, you win the prize :).
And, Hootin’ Anni? What….am I the first FM post you’ve read??? 😉
Ha, excellent!
Holy…whoa.
And I thought I had problems!
When did you see me in my bathing suit?
My eyes! My eyes! They may never recover.
Love, LOVE the new look! Also the picture?!?! How the heck do you sleep on your stomach?
yeah.. and I’m a lumber jack that chews tobacco. spppppiiiiitttt!
OMG that’s too funny!! You little…you Big Fibber!!!
Hillarious!! And I thought I had trouble bathing suit shopping!
Damn! I hope you don’t get bumped, you’ll fall right over! Too funny.
Hey guys…this is shaping up to be one of the strangest FMs evah, huh? Thanks for all your comments…:).
Take the easy way out. Buy some glasses. Pour something in them. Drink. No lie.
Why in the world do you have a picture of my boobs???
OUCH, Robin! My eyes!! Too hilarious.
Sorry, I didn’t get a real good look, I was afraid I’d get poked in the eye. So I half squinted.
OH.MY.GOODNESS!!!
I can’t stop laughing.
ummm
Y’all are crackin’ me up!!! Too dang cute, y’all are…even you, Speechless Joe ;).
Zowie! I feel like I missed something over here – you redecorated (in more than one way).
Just make sure the vomit stays in your mouth, otherwise it’ll disappear into the great beyond. I wonder what else you’ve got in there.
I like how you twisted the idea. Your photo however has scared and scarred me deeply. 🙂 My husband said, “That’s either photoshop or a back surgeon’s nightmare”. 🙂
S u r e l y it was photoshopped, Lisa…otherwise, O.U.C.H.!
No I bet there is someone out there dumb enough to get ta ta’s that size!
I too like the new look…do you like Lucky Charms or do you just feel you are one? 🙂
Haha I don’t what I was expecting but not that LOL great fun 🙂
lol, thanks for the giggle….
Gosh, I love me some giggles 🙂
Kaytabug, definitely the latter ;).
ROFLMAO That was good! You put the “FUN” in this Fun Monday. 🙂