This post could have a
dozen thousand titles–
accidentally went shopping and look at what jumped on its own volition into my basket!
… Power of Persuasion
… Do I look fat
ter in these jeans than I did day before yesterday?
… Is my backside bigger than a barn?
… I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
… If you play with matches, you’re gonna get burned
… Walk away from the light!
… Just Do It!
… Beckie is cruel
… Beckie is EVIL
… Beckie must work for the "Snack Factory" and her Fun Monday theme was a subversive attempt to whet the appetite of bloggers, so much so, they HAD to
accidentally go shopping and buy c.r.a.p.!
… Beckie must work for Weight Watchers and her Fun Monday theme was a conspiracy to drum up new customers!!
And I can’t help but wonder, if I binged and
again, accidentally devoured the entire contents of both of these, how much weight would I actually gain? The caloric value combined is 3,820 and since there are about 3,500 calories in one pound, would it be like 1.1 pounds? Or since their combined weight is 26 ounces, would I gain like 1.6 pounds? OR, would I gain NOTHING because the sheer force of eating two entire bags of candy would automatically catapult my digestive system into immediate reverse peristalsis???
What do you think is the most likely scenario? Hmmmm?
I did have fun composing this week’s Fun Monday (scroll down) :). By the looks of things, a whole lot of people had "fun" (as evidenced by all the pictures of treats that "just happened" to be on hand…;) ).
Oh…and last week’s apron-themed Fun Monday?
I might make a melt-in-your-mouth- to-die-for Sour Cream Pound Cake, but gracious…I end up wearing half the ingredients. Since I own an apron, I have no idea why I don’t go to the trouble of USING IT! Please note, I did NOT include a face shot
so as to hide the bowl- and beater-lickin’ "evidence" for personal reasons.