This post could have a
dozen thousand titles–
accidentally went shopping and look at what jumped on its own volition into my basket!
… Power of Persuasion
… Do I look fat
ter in these jeans than I did day before yesterday?
… Is my backside bigger than a barn?
… I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
… If you play with matches, you’re gonna get burned
… Walk away from the light!
… Just Do It!
… Beckie is cruel
… Beckie is EVIL
… Beckie must work for the "Snack Factory" and her Fun Monday theme was a subversive attempt to whet the appetite of bloggers, so much so, they HAD to
accidentally go shopping and buy c.r.a.p.!
… Beckie must work for Weight Watchers and her Fun Monday theme was a conspiracy to drum up new customers!!
And I can’t help but wonder, if I binged and
again, accidentally devoured the entire contents of both of these, how much weight would I actually gain? The caloric value combined is 3,820 and since there are about 3,500 calories in one pound, would it be like 1.1 pounds? Or since their combined weight is 26 ounces, would I gain like 1.6 pounds? OR, would I gain NOTHING because the sheer force of eating two entire bags of candy would automatically catapult my digestive system into immediate reverse peristalsis???
What do you think is the most likely scenario? Hmmmm?
I did have fun composing this week’s Fun Monday (scroll down) :). By the looks of things, a whole lot of people had "fun" (as evidenced by all the pictures of treats that "just happened" to be on hand…;) ).
Oh…and last week’s apron-themed Fun Monday?
I might make a melt-in-your-mouth- to-die-for Sour Cream Pound Cake, but gracious…I end up wearing half the ingredients. Since I own an apron, I have no idea why I don’t go to the trouble of USING IT! Please note, I did NOT include a face shot
so as to hide the bowl- and beater-lickin’ "evidence" for personal reasons.
I say no weight gain, because in my world, those things do not promote weight gain! Eat up.
Now you’re making me feel guilty for not counting calories (but not that guilty)!!
Here’s the dilemma- do I do eat up the left overs after beccy’s visit or throw out to prevent temptation!!
I am laughing so hard! I have to say…I have been hitting the M&Ms pretty hard this week and the scale reflects it.
I wish I did work for the snack factory…that might just be my dream job!
Yeah, I have to admit. I had a few chocolate snacks yesterday.
So, Robin, what do you REALLY think?
I beg my husband to hide the M&M’s when he buys them. A little handful here and there and suddenly my pants don’t fit.
Love your post! I needed a good laugh! Hopefully, since it was a Fun Monday, it was fat free, ha!
Reverse peristalsis? LMAO. That’s like blowing cookies, right?
More sweet things to make me hungry…must go eat sweets…damn Beckie!!!
Me likey Robinellaville :).
Chris, for heaven’s sakes, woman, don’t let good go to waist…er…I mean waste ;).
Beckie, red M&Ms = fruit; green M&Ms = vegetables
Heather, “a few” sounds pretty innocent…
Swampy, I think you know I’ll be happy to tell ya ;).
Nikki, I hid ours. From my children.
Julie, at the time, it was…later was the problem :/ ;).
TLG…HA! funny girl, you are :).
Beccy, and she spells her name wrong, too ;).
I want some peanut m&m’s so bad……trying to resist.
I would say the energy required to eat the candy and digest should counter-balance the caloric intake, right?
I’ll admit beckie was merciless. (I don’t remember who) but some b*tch posted about Italian cream cake and tiramisu, which added an extra 2500 calories to my sin factor. Took me all morning to sleep it off.
But Debbie, WHY????
Tracey, Oh, how I like the way you think!
Min, I love it when you talk nasty…about ME! 😉
I make sour-cream raisin pie.
it just slides down your gullet and sticks to your hips
Your bloggings are great, I’ve just started my own blog too: http://20six.co.uk/ararast blog
I would love to hear more about this …
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