I saw this at my biscuit friend’s blog.  You’re supposed to draw a pig, and based on your rendering, they interpret your personality.  I thought I was being funny, I prefer my pigs slaughtered and processed.

Pig

Know what the turkey’s said about me?

– you are a realist (okay, so far, so good)
– you are innovative and active, but don’t have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates (true, not true, sadly true)

– you are emotional and naive, care little for details and are a risk-taker
(ummm, nope, depends, sometimes)
– you are insecure or are living through a period of major change (WHAT THE…??!!)

– you are not a good listener
(LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO….!)
– the length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life (HOW THE HECK DO YOU DRAW A TAIL ON BACON???) again more is better!  You did not draw a tail 🙂  (I BEG YOUR PARDON…JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING????)

C l e a r l y, this is as misguided of a personality determiner as reading tea leaves…or palms…or my blog.

Hands on hips, bottom lip poked out, "Hmmmph" >:(.  See if they get MY business again!

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