When you read my poems for this month’s Poetic License, there will be little doubt what I was doing just prior to writing them.
There’s plenty of time for you to write yours and link it–CLICK HERE for everything you need to know about this month’s form and theme. Non-bloggers are welcome to leave their clerihews in comments; I’ll post them below if you do :).
Get this…AFTER I wrote mine, I remembered there WAS a theme! I forgot to follow it! Geezaroni–guess I’m adhering to the "No rules. Just write" mantra of Pensieve’s Poetic License.
Bless her heart, sometimes looks like a fool.
She’s nice but she doesn’t make sense
Is she drunk or really that dense?
His dreads were even more gnarly.
Simon became homicidal–
When he forgot words on American Idol.
When they sing, I rant, yes, I rave.
I can’t decide who I like best
With ’em both, I’m a little obsessed.
Okay, okay….here’s one in honor of National Hamburger Month:
Do you remember J. Wellington Wimpy?
His girth was hardly skimpy!
"I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
Is the only line I ever heard him say.
Photocredit: The Dessert Years
If Poetic License isn’t your style, how ’bout trying Friday’s 40-or-less Photo Challenge? Last week’s inaugural challenge was delightful–I was honestly impressed with how much can be said in less than 40 words! Join us?
Well, at least mine should be good for a laugh. 🙂 I did participate, though!
You’re too funny. I agree with you for the most part, too – except that I definitely prefer Dave Cook. He’s my fave. Has been all along. 🙂
who cares about the contestants.. honestly, they are so boring this year that i am not at all surprised ratings have been slipping these past weeks. only reason i am watching this year is the judges. and about paula.. she makes perfect sense 90 % of the time but the media just likes to focus on when she doesnt make sense since everyone loves controversy.
LOL, these were great! Glad to know Sarah and I aren’t the only ones thinking that Paula’s not drinking Kool Aid out of that cup.
CUTE! Yeah – I’m spending my morning trying to figure out how to respond to a direct twitter from my cell phone. Got the web thing figured out – but I was LOST on how to respond on my phone! I twitter from my phone, most of the time. SO good to say BYE to Castro the Catastrophe!
I like both the Davids, too. I think I’m more partial to Cook.
I love these Idol ones! Too funny!!
I managed to get mine up today. Yay!!! 😀
I am definitely no poet, but loved the challenge! Thank you!
Girl, you are in the zone