Conversation overheard at the pool today–

Stephen (11):  "Awwww, Mom…you’re CHUNKY!  That’s soooo cuuuuute."Chunky

Me:  "I’M FAT???  YOU’RE TELLING ME I’M F A T???!!!"

Stephen:  "No, Mom, I said it’s CUTE."

s i g h…

Guess that’s a sign I have no business in a two-piece anymore, even if it’s just around the family.

And the kid?  Restriction ’til college.

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