Prowling through the aisles of Walmart on a hunt for Gorilla Glue, razors and milk, my 12-year-old and I got separated from my husband and other son. No worries, my sidekick kept me entertained until we were reunited.
Me: "How's that?"
Son: "They put your picture on pajamas…or socks."
And with that, I decided relative obscurity is just f i n e 🙂