stinky feet Archives - Robin Dance

Every mom should earn a million dollars

by Robin | Jun 11, 2010 | Family, Humor, Kids, Mom stuff, Parenting, Personal, Photos, Poetry, Teens & Tweens

The Malodorous Plight of Mother and Son "The foulest stench is in the airThe funk of forty thousand years*"I hold my breath, near despairWicked boys, give way to cheers.Confined within too small a spacePutrid, vile, scent-clouds descendI cover nose,...

Stinky feet and smelly balls

by Robin | Dec 5, 2009 | Uncategorized

It is a dreaded moment when my son steamrolls into my car after soccer practice because of what happens next: he takes off his cleats. The carpet of my van is a lint brush for his grass-covered socks–bad enough on its own–b u t, the noxious vapor...