After my Golden Sponge Cake review this morning, I got an email from my "Weight Watcher people". Looks like they’re up for a few of you to kiss and tell enjoy their low-calorie, low-fat, cream-filled snack cakes.
If you’re interested in receiving a coupon to sample these for FREE, comment me VIA HAIKU something…anything…having to do with dieting and dessert. Should make for some fun(ny) poetry.
I’ll choose five readers (presuming there are that many entries) in the morning to receive the freebie coupons.
Five-seven-five in case you forgot the rules of Haiku :).
Weight Watchers is great.
And the desserts taste so good.
The best ones are free! 🙂
My husband loves sweets.
but needs to lose the middle.
give us the sponge cakes.
(is it cheating in Haiku to use a title to fill in the gaps?)
Real Twinkie versus Diet Twinkie
Is it worth the guilt,
If there is no tempting taste
Of Rich Chocolate?
Numbers, more numbers
Calories, carbs, grams of fat
Pointilism is art.
Diet-land is foreign
To my stuffy fluffy self
Weight Watchers or not.
Fake twinkies are fine
If you’ve got nothing better
I’ll give them a try.
I want those Sponge Cakes
To be thin is what I want
I like sweets too much
I’m commenting via “something”
Please enter me:)!
This is a hold-up!
Hand over the spongecake and
no one will get hurt!
sweating at the gym
almost at my ideal weight
i want just desserts
I love you, honey
But I don’t love diet desserts
So don’t count me in
My thighs are jiggly
I love to eat cake daily
Fake cakes trick my thighs
Pregnant woman here.
Will you deny me sweet treats?
Do not be cruel.
Give me Weight Watchers
I have a few pounds to lose.
The sponge cakes will do!
Inside my tummy,
that’s where the sponge cakes should be.
Pick me, I love free!