So I celebrated my 44th on Friday, and on Saturday, while we entertained Tad’s brother, wife and precious babies, we found out something that left me speechless.
I can barely write it. I think I need to throw up. I’m too old for this. My BODY is too old for this.
(g u l p)
…bun in the oven…
…in a family way…
…eating for two…
No matter how you word it, it only adds up to one thing.
Hope upon hope, prayer upon prayer, P L E A S E let it be just "eating for TWO", not an additional freak of nature and eating for three or four!
If you wanna see what I looked like the last time it happened, click here! (Demi Moore ain’t got nothin’ on me! But I wish she did…..:/).
haha;) As I was reading I said to myself, well I do know what day it is….
Wow, Malissa, I JUST posted this! We both must be floating around cyberspace at the same time. Dang…I wonder if ANYONE will bite! I had forgotten it was April Fools til I signed on (you can imagine I didn’t know whether I was coming or going with company for the weekend, dates–besides my birthday–weren’t on my mine…hmmm, that sounds like a complete contradiction…:/ lol).
I completely fell for it. I’m pretty gullible – and I keep forgetting what day it is.
I will admit it. I Fell for it. Just getting ready to write you a congratulatory note — but worried, because, I’m 44 too, and you would be very tired — I’m tired as it is.
I too fell for it but then I’m gullible, also it’s now April 2nd here.
I’ve already had a couple of people TRY to put April Fool’s pranks over on me today, so I was suspicious about this one from the get-go! Very funny!
I am slapping my knee laughing! You got me totally. This past year though, my 41 yr old sister and my 45 yr old friend both had babies!
YOU’RE A TURKEY! I read this mouth gaped, and reread it to make sure I understood.
I am so GULLIBLE.
But then I did drink water with vinegar in it today.
And then milk with garlic salt.
I hate this day.
Thank goodness for the smart people that commented before me (WHO CLUED ME IN)……I’m an idiot – totally fell for it.
Totally got me. Good job.
I have pulled that one on occasion, but you can’t do it every year. This year, I was just a bit busy with a birthday party. Next year…
you are a very funny girl — are you sure you’re not?
All I have to say is Y’ALL are crackin’ ME up! I love a good practical joke, and after I posted this I realized it’s been waaaaaayyyyy too long since I pulled any :). For everyone of you who fell for it, I ADORE you; for those of you who were “wise” to my shenanigans, I doggone ADORE you, too, even though you’re too big for your britches.
I hate to say, though, Kelly’s comment has me the MOST intrigued–did you drink that stuff for school experiments??? or because you’ve lost your ever-lovin’ mind??? lol either way ;).
Ha! Well, the mind is already gone, darling. The reason I drank said “experimental liquids” is because my children are rugrats and tricked me.
Because I’m a nimrod.
Hey, since you’ve already posted a pic of yourself, would you care to join me for the finale contest post on Wednesday? I’m inviting people to take the plunge and post a current pic of themselves, since I’m doing it. Pamela’s talking it over with Me2. I’m hoping some other bloggers will take the plunge too. Disquises are fine, although mine won’t be.
By the way, Happy Birthday, gorgeous 44-year-old lady.
LOL, good prank! You didn’t get me though!
Why is it that us women are obsessed with pregnancy and babies long after we’re “done”?
Happy Birthday! I hear the 40’s are the best decade 🙂
OK I guess I won’t be posting anything along the lines of ‘congrats’, because I am QUICK on the uptake, people! (NOT) and I worked this out (AFTER reading the comments before me). You totally fooled me. Sigh.
Kelly, I’m in…wait til you see tomorrow’s Fun Monday….I had fun on Sunday :).
Congratulate D & C for me. Where was W when all this was going on???
Kila, I’m surprised I got anyone! I think, to answer your question, b/c for us until we hit “the change”, it’s a possibility. And thanks for the bday greetings–40s have been great :).
T.O.B., that just makes my night :)!
I totally fell for it.
I was thinking, it must have been Atlanta! 😉
Good thing I’m click happy… you had me totally fooled until I went to your old blog! (I love the look of pregnant bellies, and I thought you’d be a knock-out.) Lol, that’s one for YOU!!!
I’ll get even… just you wait! :~)
I just have to say that I LOVE LOVE LOVE April Fools Day – and I usually get everyone else. Well – you got me. I can’t believe I fell for it.
hello, are you from tennessee? I live in chattanooga tennessee. hope you had a nice birthday, blessings to you.
This was a good one you had a lot of people fooled.
Where I come from we call folks like you stinkers. As in, “Oh you rotten stinker, you!!!”
I happen to like stinkers.
So, when are you due? Is/Are it/they a boy(s) or girls(s)? What names are you considering? I want to host your shower? Oh, I’m so excited…I’m gonna be a BlogAunt.
hahahehehoho if it’s April Fool’s. OMG if it’s not. 🙂
I can’t believe I missed this yesterday– Stupid Bloglines!
As I was reading this, I was wondering, “What in the world…” 🙂
Robin, Robin, Robin. I have family on both sides that are far too practiced in the art of April Fools. I’ll have to catalog a few of them some day for my blog.
And I did write a story about a 47 yr old who found out that what she thought was early menopause was actually a baby.
Grace, lol, well, it COULD have been Atlanta ;)!
E-mom, Revenge? YOU?? Say it ain’t so! BTW, I have all kinds of shots of me preggers–would you REALLY wanna see THAT???
Karmyn, it’s been soooo long since I punk’d anyone, I have to say I’m THRILLED any of “y’all” fell for it! See Robin smile? Smile, Robin, smile! 😀
Denise…let’s just say I live in the Tennessee Valley, too…Chatty is very near ;). (Thanks for visiting my blog!)
Chris, the question is, were YOU fooled?
Kim, lol, I LIKE that! Me…a well-liked stinker :).
Aunt Swampy, in 7 months, both, and I’ll let you know where I’m registered (I think it’s Williams-Sonoma and Ann Taylor…let’s throw in Tarjay, too).
AMw/D, I couldn’t agree with you more!
MikeY, Sometimes Bloglines lets ya down, huh?
Heather, for some reason, I bet you’re the PRINCESS of prankin’ people. I can tell these things about people, lol. Was your story a nightmare??? Or just comedy…?
Well, it’s just wonderful news, Robin! I’m going to have to pull out all my preggo jokes now.
Wow! What a something to think about!
I’m soooo gonna get you for that! 😀
Like I said on your other blog, “You stinker!”
Good that I have read the other responses before and remembered that you have posted this on April 1st…
That’s just WRONG, ya know. Really.
(Here I was all excited ‘n’stuff and gettin’ giddy and okay a li’l jealous and then it’s just…just…*SIGH*)
Ya got me!!
Havin’ my ba-beh!!
You’re a woman in love and I love what it’s do-in’ to ya!!
Carol, are you messing with me or in such a hurry you only half read this and didn’t read the comments at all…I’m just sayin’……
MM, nothin’ but halo-wearing giggles from moi :).
Shoot, Iris, you’re a thinker ;)!
Stephanie, Do you know what a cheap thrill it is for me to have “gotten” anyone let alone a whole slew of peeps? Cheap…thrill!
Sorry girl know you better that that, hehehehehe