My 12-year-old son:  "I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend for two reasons…."

Me (glad he doesn't have a girlfriend for ANY reason):  "Oh yeah?  How come?"

Son:  "One, I don't have a cell phone.  Two, I don't have any money."

I think we'll keep him disconnected and unemployed til he's 21. 

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