OH! MY! WORD!!
I’ve always thought I had LOTS of personality (very self-aware, you know), but never realized I had LOTS of personalitIES–of all the hilarious ways people managed to google and find my blog, this one takes the cake, it’s even better than...
It’s Not Easy Being Green
It’s not about Kermit the Frog. A few weeks ago, I wrote one of those Five Things You Probably Don’t Know About Me posts. In it, I confessed with my tail between my legs admitted to not being a re-cycler and feeling guilty about it. We don’t have...
A Barrel of Laughs
The Blogging Chicks Carnival is being hosted this week by Rebecca at Of Making Many Books. The theme is Holiday Laughter/Laughter in General. I chose the latter because I didn’t have to write anything new, and re-reading this post cracks me up every time. My...
It was SUPPOSED to be a SLEEPOVER…
…Instead, it was a STAY – AWAKE – ALL – NIGHT – OVER. For fourth graders.The POSSESSED BEAST FOUL AND SURLY GARGOYLE grump that returns home is the host-mommy’s payback for what she endured the previous evening. Why, it’s...
I’m a thief…
…so sue me. In between a dozen loads of laundry today, I’m decorating my house. In between decorating my house, I’m reading blogs. In between reading blogs, I’m cleaning my house. In between cleaning house, I’m reading emails…and...
Tagged–Six Weird Things About Me
The Swampwitch from Anecdotes, Antidotes & Anodes tagged me, and since she might have mystical powers, I thought I’d better post it quickly. It’s shorter than the A-Z meme Carol (She Lives) hit me with, so it “wins” my attention first....
“Do I look fat in these…”
Geezaree, talk about a loaded question! Ask Answer it, and depending on what you say and how you say it, you might just earn a smack upside the head. Let’s talk “fat jeans”, not “phat” jeans. The first one is not good. The second one...
Time Flies at the Speed of a Bell X-1
Today I understood how Chuck Yeager must’ve felt when he broke the speed of sound, when no one knew it would result in what we now know and easily explain with a casual “Oh. A sonic boom.” Except this had nothing to do with aircrafts or...
Randomries
It’s Friday. I want to write something of depth…I promise, several posts of substance have even been begun–most of which I even REMEMBER!…but the durn self-diagnosed A.D.D. is kicking in and I can’t seem to go there. Can’t seem...