I’m on a tropical island in the Caribbean…and the staff here all talk in "island speak".

Surely it’s expected occasionally I’d miss a thing or two–like when our server asked "Would you like sparkling water or stale water?"

Because I’m not ashamed to ask when I don’t understand a question, I replied, "What’s ‘stale’ water???"

EvianUmmmm….that would be STILL water :/.

I never knew it had a name.

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