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Giving birth to two sons was tantamount to delivering comedians. Both boys live for the laughs. Victory is particularly delicious when I'm rolling on the floor or tears sprinkle my giggles. Those are their proudest moments.Perhaps the funniest...Tween talk
My 12-year-old son: "I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend for two reasons…."Me (glad he doesn't have a girlfriend for ANY reason): "Oh yeah? How come?"Son: "One, I don't have a cell phone. ...Levity of the male persuasion
Realizing I was out of coffee tonight angrily demanded I make a grocery run when it was the last thing in the world I wanted to do. Well, a much uglier fate would have been not discovering our dilemma until morning–hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...Because sometimes “nothings” and “pretend” make me smile
Festivus is my favorite fake holiday of them all. Its insanity makes me smile during the frenzy of the most won-der-ful time of the year…:) Airing of grievances? Feats of strength? How can you not love it? Wanna know more? All you...Welcome!
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