He wasn’t talkin’ about the candy bar….
Conversation overheard at the pool today–Stephen (11): "Awwww, Mom…you’re CHUNKY! That’s soooo cuuuuute." Me: "I’M FAT??? YOU’RE TELLING ME I’M F A T???!!!" Stephen: "No,...When a bridal NIGHTMARE translates to 15 minutes of fame
The first time she babysat for us–before there were cell phones–she called me at my first errand "stop" to tell me my daughter had just blown out her diaper and there was "stuff" all over Rachel, all over the bed…and everywhere in...With over 25 million page views, you’ve probably seen this…
…but in case you haven’t, allow me to share a funny: Which begs the question "why is there a proliferation of kids eating/biting fingers on the internet??" Which begs further, "Why are we laughing??" Hehe…because it’s...Waxing poetic…about SPRING CLEANING?!!!?
An Ode to Spring CleaningI have really been a’ meanin’To begin some fresh Spring cleanin’But there’s always somethin’ else I’d rather do. But, the house, she’s just a’ callin’Cause the windows, they’re...“I had…to eat…my own fingers”
Warning: Put your beverage down (or don’t blame me if stuff starts spewing out your nose)! Question: Am I wretched or horribly politically incorrect for thinking this is hee-hee-larious? Apology: I wanted to hat-tip the blogger from whom I...Welcome!
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